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100 Funny Status For Whatsapp In English {2020}

Funny Status For Whatsapp In English

Are you looking for some Funny Status that you can put on your WhatsApp? So for this you have chosen the right website, here you will get many Funny Quotes , which you can apply this Funny Status to your WhatsApp status. If you want, you can also apply these Funny Whatsapp Status In English on your Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or Sharechat account, to show your attitude to the world. Now a days few new social media site also getting popularity like Snapchat and few other are also out there.
 
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Save Water, Drink Beer!


Don’t jump to confusions.


Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.


Rules are made to be break.


No one is ever “Just kidding”.


Marriage means silent suicide.


You look like a before picture.


I don't get drunk, I get awesome.


Trust me you will dance - Alcohol


Life is short. Buy the damn shoes.


Aaaaand I’m already over this day.


Life is onetime offers use it well.


Do you still hate me? I don't care!


Diets are hard because I get hungry.


I’m happy as long as I’m not hungry.


You have the perfect face for radio.


Silent people have the craziest minds.


If Monday had a face, I would punch it.


Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.


I love my job only when I’m on vacation.


Few things turn me on like good grammar.



Funny Whatsapp Status

I’m definitely going to do that tomorrow.


Stop looking for trouble. I’m right here.


Yeah you're really pretty, pretty stupid.


You’re ridiculous. Want to be best friends?


AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.


Never make eye contact while eating a banana.


Brains are wonderful, why don't have everyone.


If you can't Change a Girl.....Change the Girl.


Life is short…smile while you still have teeth.


Some days you can’t play the music loud enough.


I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode.


The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.


I trust a lot of people not to kill me every day.


My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.


When plastic bags become currency, I will be king.


I like my coffee like I like my oxygen – CONSTANT.


God is really creative, I mean...just look at me :P


Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.


Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot revenge.


80% boys have a girlfriend and rest have a brain...


We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.


My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours


Enjoy your life. There's is plenty of time to be dead.


My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.


Behind every crazy women is a man who made her that way.


People said to follow your dreams so I went back to bed.


I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.


I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.



Funny Status In English

My life has a great cast, but I can’t figure out the plot.


“F#CK It.” – My final thought before making most decisions.


Just because I don’t care, doesn’t mean I don’t understand.


3 mistakes of everyone’s life: Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp


Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.


7 billion people on the planet and I can only tolerate maybe 10.


Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden.


Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.


We all have that one skinny friend that eats more than fat person.


Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.


God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.


I’m having trouble telling if it’s killing me or making me stronger.


Did anyone else get the email about them canceling school next week?


Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.


Some people should just give up at engineering or medical. Like I have!


Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.


Women should not have children after 20. Really… 20 children are enough.


Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.


Beautiful people are not always good, but good people are always beautiful.


The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he’s too old for it.


Sure, your prince might come. But just in case he doesn’t, God created wine.


I don’t care what people think of me. At least mosquitoes find me attractive.


Asking if I’m hungry is like asking if I want money. The answer is always YES.



Funny Facebook Status

If you want to keep a secret from me, put it inside a Facebook event invitation.


500 recipes pinned to my Pinterest board. Eating a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.


I think my iPhone is not working. I pressed the home button and I’m still at school.


Whenever I have a problem, I just sing, Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.


I just want to be famous enough to have a Wikipedia page full of misinformation about me.


When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…"


How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday.


My boyfriend asked me for anal so I colour coordinated his sock drawer. I know what men want.


I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button


I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.


Never let anyone tell you you’re too young to do something. A baby shark is still a f#%king shark.


My goal in life isn’t to become famous or powerful…it’s to make enough money to eat whatever I want.


People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.


When two people are arguing and one person says “You know what…” , that argument is about to get awesome!


There’s no more dangerous entity on earth than a woman with a lot on her mind and nothing to do but think.


Car headlights should flash at the same time the horn is pressed to alert people with hearing difficulties.


When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn't hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.


That awkward moment when you realize that “deleting History” is more important than “creating History” nowadays.


I’m pretty sure my dogs only sit in the window and watch me leave so they know when it is safe to sit on the couch.


Facebook is the refrigerator of the internet. I keep going back to it expecting something to appear that I’ll enjoy.


Men look at a woman’s behind and think “Wow! What an ass.” Women look at a man’s face and think the very same thing.


I feel bad for the people who change their birthday for April Fools Day and then their mom wishes them Happy Birthday :)


I will never admit to my parents that I don’t believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still get presents and candy.


Dear Google, please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will you please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.


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